Furry Friend Fashionista Gifts

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Useless add-ons.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

The Cat Spa

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."