Furry Friend Fashionista Gifts

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Cat Tie

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Useless add-ons.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

The Cat Spa

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."