Fashionista Feline Gifts

"Sir, might I recommend a good Tail-er?"

I think the cat wants to go out.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Useless add-ons.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Cat Spa

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Cats on the couch.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"