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Dog Dressed to Eat

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Fido and Fifi

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Violinist welcomed by cats

Menage a Paws.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"If pressured, I will run!"

'In my book, any interrogation involving water constitutes torture.'

"I felt that there wasn't enough cat hair on your clean laundry so I decided to fix it."

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.