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Dog Dressed to Eat

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Fido and Fifi

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Violinist welcomed by cats

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Menage a Paws.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"I felt that there wasn't enough cat hair on your clean laundry so I decided to fix it."

"If pressured, I will run!"

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'In my book, any interrogation involving water constitutes torture.'

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."