Fashionista Furball T-Shirts

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Dog Dressed to Eat

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Best in Heat.

'Will work for tummy rub.'

What if cats talked dirty...

Violinist welcomed by cats

Sun. Rain.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

Long-range planning

Prints in a Gallery.

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."