Furry Friend Pamperer Gifts

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Well, I'll tell you about ear trims...

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Bathing the dog

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Dogs shaving

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dog on man's stair lift

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Fill it up!"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'