Furry Friend Caretaker Gifts

'I think it's time you tell Bruno about the fleas and the ticks.'

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'

'They sure have small litters.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Dog Food

Egg Buggy

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

My Bowl Is Empty.

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'