Pawsome Caretaker Gifts

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'They sure have small litters.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Dog Food

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Egg Buggy

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

Love.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'I feel ridiculous!'

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"My nose isn't wet and runny I think I'm getting a cold."

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'My nipples are sore and I haven't been outside for days. That's why I'm growling.'

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"We'll be back Monday. Feed the cats, water the plants and ask for one-forty-two-five."

'Can't she practice birth control instead of getting fixed?'

Rabbit

'This is your bowl - keep it nice.'

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'Llamas spit, Doctor!'