Pawsome Caretaker Gifts

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'They sure have small litters.'

Dog Food

Egg Buggy

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Love.

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

'I feel ridiculous!'

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"My nose isn't wet and runny I think I'm getting a cold."

"We'll be back Monday. Feed the cats, water the plants and ask for one-forty-two-five."

'My nipples are sore and I haven't been outside for days. That's why I'm growling.'

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

'This is your bowl - keep it nice.'

Rabbit

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

'Can't she practice birth control instead of getting fixed?'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'Llamas spit, Doctor!'

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.