Paw-tastic Parent Gifts

"I had a hundred and six puppies with eleven different partners. I was too busy to wonder whether. I was really happy or not."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Humans are strange."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Are you as excited as I am?"

Doggy-3D

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"You stop it, now!"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

Fetching some bread

'Good book?'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.