Pet-tastic Parent Gifts

Toddler sharing dog food

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Spot Quiz....

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

The Karate Kitten.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Pampered Pets.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Doggy-3D

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

Fetching some bread

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"You stop it, now!"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

The Upholstery Consultant

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.