Imaginative Pet Parent Gifts

A man and his dog

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

The Karate Kitten.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

Fetching some bread

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"It's only the wind."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"You stop it, now!"

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Dog football

"Is our owner hot?"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'