Imaginative Pet Parent Gifts

A man and his dog

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

The Karate Kitten.

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

"You stop it, now!"

Fetching some bread

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"It's only the wind."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Dog football

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'