Sophisticated Pet Parents Gifts

The sophisticate.

Dog Walking Services

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Geeks and their dogs.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Man and dog on their hover boards.

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"Text!"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Bad Dog

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'We really should get him chipped.'

"I call it male cat supremacy."

"He's my discomfort animal."

'Alice, you're spoiling that cat!'

"Welcome home, oh, and that automatic cat feeder....niiiice!"

Functional pets

'I'm declawed, but I found an app that'll scratch up the furniture for me.'

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

"This is great. I'm chasing a virtual squirrel."