Trendsetting Pet Parents Gifts

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

Dog Walking Services

"Man's best friends."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Raised by Dogs

"This never happened."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Not here - home!'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Puppy Love

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"And here are today's categories...."

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

"Your profile said you were a dog."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"They grow up so quickly."