Trendsetting Pet Parents Pillows

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

Dog Walking Services

"Man's best friends."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Raised by Dogs

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"This never happened."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Not here - home!'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Puppy Love

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Upper East Side Dog Park

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"And here are today's categories...."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Secret Service Dogs

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'He's barking mad!'