Posh Pet Parent Gifts

"Oh, for crying out loud, Saunders — pet the dog."

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Dog Walking Services

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Upper East Side Dog Park

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Examination.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"Text!"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Dog Jogger

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

Bad Dog

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

'We really should get him chipped.'

"I call it male cat supremacy."

'Alice, you're spoiling that cat!'

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

'See, it's very good cat food!'

Toddler sharing dog food

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

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