Posh Pet Parent T-Shirts

"Oh, for crying out loud, Saunders — pet the dog."

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Dog Walking Services

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Examination.

Upper East Side Dog Park

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Text!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Dog Jogger

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Bad Dog

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'We really should get him chipped.'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

'Alice, you're spoiling that cat!'

"I call it male cat supremacy."

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'See, it's very good cat food!'

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

Toddler sharing dog food

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting