Fashionable Pet Parent T-Shirts

I Love NY Dog

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Dog Walking Services

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

I think the cat wants to go out.

Upper East Side Dog Park

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Text!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Dog Jogger

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Bad Dog

"Bob's more realistic."

Tartan Coats

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

No, just because you're older doesn't mean I should have to wear your hand-me-downs.

Hot trends for parents 1. Crumb detailing 2. Camo stains magically only visible in public 3. Chunky pockets stuffed with stones, squashed leaves, tiny socks, and snack wrappers....

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

"Nice sweater."

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

Dog eating near dogfood bag: 'Now Gluten Free'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Saunders — pet the dog."

Crufts

'Well, well, what do we call you? Middle-aged-lady's best friend, or lonely-rollerblader's best friend?'