Style-conscious Pet Parents T-Shirts

Dog Jogger

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Upper East Side Dog Park

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Bad Dog

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Tartan Coats

"He's my discomfort animal."

"Bob's more realistic."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"Obviously, I don't need sunglasses, it's more of a fashion statement: They're designer sunglasses..."

"Nice sweater."

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

No, just because you're older doesn't mean I should have to wear your hand-me-downs.

I Love NY Dog

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

Dog eating near dogfood bag: 'Now Gluten Free'

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Saunders — pet the dog."