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Bad Dog

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Upper East Side Dog Park

The Karate Kitten.

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Pampered Pets.

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Doggy-3D

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

Fetching some bread

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.