Edgy Pet Parent Mugs

Bad Dog

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Upper East Side Dog Park

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

The Karate Kitten.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

Fetching some bread

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'