Trendsetting Pet Parent Mugs

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

Dog Walking Services

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Upper East Side Dog Park

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Text!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Dog Jogger

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

Bad Dog

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

'We really should get him chipped.'

'I'm declawed, but I found an app that'll scratch up the furniture for me.'

"He's my discomfort animal."

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

I Love NY Dog

Bad girl.

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

"Nice sweater."

"The first eight times it was curiosity. The last time I was run over."

Dog eating near dogfood bag: 'Now Gluten Free'

'A bone? Nah, he's burried the rival gang's dog.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Saunders — pet the dog."

101 uses of a dead cat: croquet hoops.

'Well, well, what do we call you? Middle-aged-lady's best friend, or lonely-rollerblader's best friend?'