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Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

"Now how did she know?"

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Pampered?"

Cat with Crown.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"My one regret is not napping more."

'We spoil that dog.'

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" "I love you!"

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

Cat and Dog Fights.

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Last of the Christmas presents.

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Why dogs stick their heads out of car windows.

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."