Posh Pet Owners Mugs

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Home Sweet Home

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Now how did she know?"

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

Man and dog on their hover boards.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

Cat with Crown.

"Pampered?"

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

"My one regret is not napping more."

'We spoil that dog.'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Last of the Christmas presents.

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" "I love you!"

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Cat and Dog Fights.

Why dogs stick their heads out of car windows.

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."