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"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Hyenas as Pets

'Let's get a kitty.'

"Pampered?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Dog Jogger

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Timmy Before Lassie

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

'What I really wanted was a rhino.'

Posh Doghouse.

'Don't you think you're spoiling Tiddles?'

Country mansion full of dogs.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

Rex talks about his life goals.

Dog jumping out of limo

"Oh, for crying out loud, Saunders — pet the dog."

The Labradoodle, 2017

Cat Heaven