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'You're spoiling that dog!'

"He was a sea rescue."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"Is your dog friendly?"

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Pampered?"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

"I'm willing to try you out. But you'll have to give up the whole cat thing."

Dog Jogger

"You taught Rover to beg?...well that's wonderful dear"

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

Our housekeeping

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."