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Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Pampered?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Dog Jogger

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'You're spoiling that dog!'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"Rocks? No - What you two need is watches."

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

Trophy dog stick

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'

Posh Doghouse.

Country mansion full of dogs.

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

Before the ball, inventors first toyed around with the slightly-less successful hamster cube.

"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

"Must you chomp on that squeaky toy during the movie?"

'Do you think he likes his new home?'

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

'If someone asks about Marmaduke's ankle bracelet, just say it's the latest thing in flea collars.'

The Buckingham Highclass Sanitary Ware.

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'