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"If you want to be a member of this gang, then the first thing you have to do is stop wearing that necklace."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Do you like my bling?

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'

Snake Dress-Up

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

Shoe Whore

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'Thanks for helping me load the dishwasher - now would you please take the cat out before starting it up!'

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'