Dog Accessory Aficionado Prints

"If you want to be a member of this gang, then the first thing you have to do is stop wearing that necklace."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Do you like my bling?

Who Let the Dawg In?

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'

Snake Dress-Up

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

Fleas Navidad.

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

Shoe Whore