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Fishbowl hat

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"He's a guard dog."

"Overkill, dude."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Catsuit

'Costume - What costume?'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Bob's more realistic."

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

'The lion's lost his pride.'

"I got tired of webbed feet."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"You know I love that outfit."

"Hipsto"

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

"We've met."

dandy dog dressed in top hat and tails

Crocodiles in the Water

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

Barnyard Stretch-Wigs.

"My new dog-walker is faaabulous daaarling! I'll give you his card at our next grooming appointment!"

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

'I think it would be best if I took you one at a time.'

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Man 'sheepish' in sheep outfit

Evidently Noah had at least one incompetent assistant.

"There was a pig in a bright pink wig. . ."

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"