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Fishbowl hat

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"He's a guard dog."

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"Overkill, dude."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Catsuit

'Costume - What costume?'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Bob's more realistic."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

'The lion's lost his pride.'

"You know I love that outfit."

"Hipsto"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"I got tired of webbed feet."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

dandy dog dressed in top hat and tails

"We've met."

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

'I think it would be best if I took you one at a time.'

Crocodiles in the Water

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

"My new dog-walker is faaabulous daaarling! I'll give you his card at our next grooming appointment!"

Barnyard Stretch-Wigs.

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

No, just because you're older doesn't mean I should have to wear your hand-me-downs.

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"

Evidently Noah had at least one incompetent assistant.

Wordilly Durdillies - Man 'sheepish' in sheep outfit