Animal Attire T-Shirts

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"He's a guard dog."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Costume - What costume?'

Hoody Woodpecker.

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Cat's Pajamas

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

Tartan Coats

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

'The lion's lost his pride.'

"Last year I went as a vacuum cleaner. Scared the heck out of everyone."

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"I got tired of webbed feet."

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

Fishbowl hat

"You know I love that outfit."

"Hipsto"

"We've met."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

dandy dog dressed in top hat and tails

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

Crocodiles in the Water

'I think it would be best if I took you one at a time.'

Barnyard Stretch-Wigs.

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

'Look guys I have a new rug! Who wants to help me wreck it?'

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

Evidently Noah had at least one incompetent assistant.