Animal Attire Gifts

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"He's a guard dog."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Costume - What costume?'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

Cat's Pajamas

Tartan Coats

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

"Last year I went as a vacuum cleaner. Scared the heck out of everyone."

'The lion's lost his pride.'

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"Hipsto"

"I got tired of webbed feet."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"You know I love that outfit."

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

Fishbowl hat

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

dandy dog dressed in top hat and tails

"We've met."

'I think it would be best if I took you one at a time.'

Crocodiles in the Water

Barnyard Stretch-Wigs.

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

'Look guys I have a new rug! Who wants to help me wreck it?'

"There was a pig in a bright pink wig. . ."

Evidently Noah had at least one incompetent assistant.

Wordilly Durdillies - Man 'sheepish' in sheep outfit