Animal Costume Aficionado Gifts

'I think it would be best if I took you one at a time.'

Evidently Noah had at least one incompetent assistant.

Wordilly Durdillies - Man 'sheepish' in sheep outfit

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'Follow that cab!'

Separation

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"He wants a second opinion."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog Training.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

Tiger Costume

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Costume - What costume?'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"Yes, he's drinking from the bird bath, but I've seen him doing much worse! I caught him drinking from the toilet once!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"