Canine Costume Enthusiast Gifts

Dog in a costume trick or treating.

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

Tiger Costume

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Costume - What costume?'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

'If you still don't feel Christmasy after looking at me, there's something wrong with you!'

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

Extreme Makeover.

Strange Easter bunny

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"You know I love that outfit."