Dog Costume Fan Gifts

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

"I was almost that last year."

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Clandestine cows.

Tiger Costume

'Costume - What costume?'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

No Dogs.

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Dachshund Yoga

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'