Suit-wearing Dog Fan Gifts

No littering...

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Pets christmas tree

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

No Dogs.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

"Mr. Mullins did say I should stroke you but I didn't think he meant it literally."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

"C'mon man. It's not a BLT without bacon."

"How's the new job?"

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

A busking Spiro and Pusho are outdone by a howling dog.

"I'd like you a lot more if you were a laser pointer."