Animal Costume Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

A man washing a mascot costume

Falstaff

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'I think he's lonely.'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

Tiger Costume

Un ballo in maschera

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"We should start wearing masks."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Ruff

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

Snail Man