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"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

The Karate Kitten.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'Costume - What costume?'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"She has to find just the right spot."

"Bob's more realistic."

"I can’t chase you today … he’s in one of his moods."

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"You know I love that outfit."

The Most Interesting Cat In The World

Strange Easter bunny

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

Fishbowl hat

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

"Nice top and tails."

Extreme Makeover.

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

'I can tell you were watching a cooking show. There's drool on the screen.'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

'Skip the farm - how much for just the ants?'