Pet Costume Aficionado Pillows

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

The Karate Kitten.

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

'Costume - What costume?'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"Bob's more realistic."

"I can’t chase you today … he’s in one of his moods."

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"She has to find just the right spot."

Snowman picking up snow dog poo

Extreme Makeover.

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

'I can tell you were watching a cooking show. There's drool on the screen.'

"You know I love that outfit."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

"Nice top and tails."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

Fishbowl hat

Strange Easter bunny

The Most Interesting Cat In The World

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Maude loved doggy fashion.