Animal Costume Fan T-Shirts

'If you still don't feel Christmasy after looking at me, there's something wrong with you!'

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Tiger Costume

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

I want to hold your hand

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Overkill, dude."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Clandestine cows.

Happy birthday Darling!

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."