Animal Costume Fan Pillows

'If you still don't feel Christmasy after looking at me, there's something wrong with you!'

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Tiger Costume

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Overkill, dude."

I want to hold your hand

'This is a real barnburner.'

Clandestine cows.

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'