Animal Disguise Fan T-Shirts

Clandestine cows.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Overkill, dude."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Antler Buzzers.

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

Tiger Costume

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'