Disguise Fan T-Shirts

Turkey in disguise.

Oh, it's you.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Moose-stache

'My Halloween disguise is 'Banker.' Instead of candy, I'd like a big bailout.'

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

Spray on Camouflage

'Lost the mask again, Kemosabe?'

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I'm in disguise."

How witness protection really works...

Trump Mask

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

A Masked Ball

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Camouflage Unit

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.