Disguise T-Shirts

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'I don't think he's too happy with the new identity we've given him,sarge!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"I'm in disguise."

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Frankly, I'm not sure your disguise will fool the poachers..."

'...and don't forget to switch off your cell phones.'

Ulia Timoshenko

'Yes sir, been deer hunting for nigh on forty years. Ain't nuthin' I don't know about...say, don't I know you from somewhere?'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Bird Incognito.

'Ruddy headhunters are all over the firm these days.'

CIA, 'It's Ferguson, our 'Master of Disguise,' sir -- he's having an identity crisis.'

The Secret Service gets a new look.

Decoys. Decoys.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

How witness protection really works...

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Baby dressed for the opera.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

A Masked Ball

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Camouflage Unit

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'