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'Your boy friend go home yet?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

How witness protection really works...

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I'm in disguise."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Baby dressed for the opera.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

A Masked Ball

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Camouflage Unit

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

US Camouflage School

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Another goldfish...?"

Robots in disguise.

"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"