Disguise Appreciation T-Shirts

"He's not fooling anyone..."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

How witness protection really works...

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I'm in disguise."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

A Masked Ball

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Camouflage Unit

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

"Another goldfish...?"

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Robots in disguise.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

US Camouflage School

"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."