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Under New Management

The Lone Pig.

Bank robbers pretending to be workmen.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I'm in disguise."

How witness protection really works...

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

A Masked Ball

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"It's dress down day!"

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Camouflage Unit

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

US Camouflage School

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Robots in disguise.

"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."