Disguises Aficionado T-Shirts

'If you want to be truly incognito, you'll have to lose the crown.'

"Just be yourself."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Champagne

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Desert Island BBQ

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

A little bird told me...

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Ladies by the seaside

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Masquerade

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Star Wars Audience

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

How witness protection really works...

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

The latest in Eyewear.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"