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"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Just be yourself."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Champagne

Dressed for Success!

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Cut!

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

New Suit.

A little bird told me...

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

A Macaroni in 1772

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Ladies by the seaside

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Out of kilter.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Masquerade

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Star Wars Audience

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"So, how do you want it?"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Purple dress

Square Cut

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."