Disguises Aficionado Gifts

'If you want to be truly incognito, you'll have to lose the crown.'

"Just be yourself."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Champagne

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Desert Island BBQ

Cut!

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

A little bird told me...

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Ladies by the seaside

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Masquerade

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Star Wars Audience

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

How witness protection really works...

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

The latest in Eyewear.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."