Disguise Lovers Gifts

Camouflage Waldo

'I saw him go that way.'

Remote control pirate bully

The height of fashion in 1796

Bear Costume

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Reginald Bunthorne

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Silly wig.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Useless add-ons.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Drummer

Ladies

A man taking a bow

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Pirate

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Victorian Gentleman

How witness protection really works...

Child in a bear suit.

Silver Fox

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."