Disguise Lovers Gifts

Camouflage Waldo

'I saw him go that way.'

Remote control pirate bully

The height of fashion in 1796

Bear Costume

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Silly wig.

Useless add-ons.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Reginald Bunthorne

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"How should we divide the teams?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

A man taking a bow

Ladies

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Drummer

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Pirate

Victorian Gentleman

How witness protection really works...

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Child in a bear suit.

Silver Fox

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Mad Hatter's tea party.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."