Disguise And Costume Admirer Gifts

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Modern Major General

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Mikado

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

How witness protection really works...

Leonore from Fidelio

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Countess

Don Pasquale

A Masked Ball

The Firebird

Ambrogio

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

Louis XIV

Robots in disguise.

'A fat little man with a red cloak' (Braham at St James' Theatre)

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

Fancy Dress Box

Top Hat

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

"That won't fool any hunters."

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

'I saw him go that way.'

Soprano

How to wear a false moustache.